Saturday, August 13, 2005
Ok, so there seems to be a demand for my wonderful brother, therefore I have decided to start hiring him out to people. At this stage the going rate is $200 a day. He will be performing all the usual brother type things. Giving and receiving psychological torment, acting as a scapegoat, performing menial tasks such as changing the channel on the tv, getting drinks and retreiving miscellaneous items. He is a wonderful brother indeed, and other people seemed to have recognised this, so I saw an opportunity for exploitation! Hey, I said he was wonderful, not me. Do I have any takers? Oh, and his name is Luke and he is 20 in case this makes a difference.
EDIT: Here is the man on offer!
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*shakes finger accusingly at everyone*
HAHA! My creepy brother. He sure is my brother. My little creepy brother in his sleezy feral poses! HAHA!
And Litha!!! You're Lisa!!! I've figured you out!!!!! Try to hide from me woman... I'll get you good and proper!
Haha peebody! No eyes! I don't have eyes in photos either so I have to pull strange faces like in this photo so you can see my eyes!
Sea-man in my heart tonight!