Just What's A Canker Sore
9 years ago
I might contradict myself but at least I don't contradict myself
I wish I had a guy that would warn me when I was going to do something stupid before I did it. He could sing to me to warn me "MISTAKE!!!" And he'd be an opera singer. Just like JD has in Scrubs.
*sprays some breath freshener in his mouth*
MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
Just how far did you go before the 'Error: dumb-thing- to-do' screen came up, hovering three inches in front of your nose?
And the orcish voices, the ones in your head that sing 450 part harmonywith full orchestration: " Owww yeaaa! Sheeeee's Duuuumb!!Duuuumb!!
Duuuumb!!Duuuumb!!Duuuumb!!
Look what she done! done! ye!ye!
Huh? Huh?
What, huh? What??
You look like a mistake!
*hangs head in shame*