Saturday, October 08, 2005

Heeeeeeeeelp!!!

I'm supposed to be preaching at church tomorrow night and I STILL don't know what to say!!! Heeeeeeeelp!!!

Oh, and this site is HILARIOUS!!!

15 Comments:

  1. Luke said...
    I LOVE that site!! Go the Biblical Curse Generator!

    I gotta memorise some fo those insults...
    Ludicrousity said...
    I know! How funny are they?!
    Brie said...
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    Brie said...
    okay, trying again... have you seen the shakespeare one?
    http://www.mainstrike.com/mstservices/
    handy/insult.html
    I'm not sure how to make it a link...
    Ludicrousity said...
    May you be whipped with a thousand scorpions, O ye sulphurous nonentity!
    Mutt said...
    O that thou wouldest be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, thou Mesopotomian harlot!

    Preach on that.
    Ludicrousity said...
    Good plan KK!!! It would definately be memorable!
    Brie said...
    heheheh... that'd be so funny!
    Dboy said...
    Speak on beetroots... always helped me out of a tight and hungry situation.
    Luke said...
    It's on dealing with trials and temptations! I hope you will be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou son of thunder!
    Luke said...
    That was my sister. Surprise surprise... :P
    Ludicrousity said...
    Erm, sorry? Again...
    Bizzle said...
    Hey, Joshy's in this very room complaining about that very thing...he has a childrens talk tomorrow and is reading Lueing for inspiration at this late hour.
    Ludicrousity said...
    Hahahaha!!! I love it!
    I do have to do a talk relevant for the topic of the week. My church doesn't follow the lectionary readings if that's what you're talking about. I'm not wure what churches do. It might be a demonimational thing. I'm doing my talk on chapter 1 of James.
    Ludicrousity said...
    Thanks! It's not really a sermon sermon. I'm just giving a short talk. I'm still stressed about it though.

    I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou plaything of Beelzebub!

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