Just What's A Canker Sore
9 years ago
I might contradict myself but at least I don't contradict myself
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name!
And one of my fav jokes of all time!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car!
Two in the front, two in the back
And another one...
How do you tell if an elephant's been in your fridge?
There are footprints in the butter
How do you tell if two elephants have been in your fridge?
There are two sets of footprints in the butter
How do you tell if three elephants have been in your fridge?
There are three sets of footprints in the butter
How do you tell if four elephants have been in your fridge?
There's a pink volvo parked out front...
Great jokes aimless! I've heard them before, but they're still funny!