Friday, October 07, 2005

Just To Make You Laugh (Groan)

What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name!




And one of my fav jokes of all time!


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car!

15 Comments:

  1. Brie said...
    wow... you have such a lot to say... really deep and meaningful stuff there... I have a joke *clears throat* How many elephants can you fit in a pink volvo?
    Two in the front, two in the back
    And another one...
    How do you tell if an elephant's been in your fridge?
    There are footprints in the butter
    How do you tell if two elephants have been in your fridge?
    There are two sets of footprints in the butter
    How do you tell if three elephants have been in your fridge?
    There are three sets of footprints in the butter
    How do you tell if four elephants have been in your fridge?
    There's a pink volvo parked out front...
    Luke said...
    *punches Tink*
    Luke said...
    Oh don't lie, you love it!
    Great jokes aimless! I've heard them before, but they're still funny!
    Ludicrousity said...
    Damnit that was me!!! ARGH!!!
    Brie said...
    punching people isn't very nice... it's much more funny if you drop 16 tonnes on them or something...
    Ludicrousity said...
    Or drop them in a vat of acid!
    Brie said...
    or how about something like on Happy Tree Friends... you ever seen it?
    Ludicrousity said...
    Oh yeah! I think everyone should be taking hints from that show on how to cope with every day life.
    Luke said...
    *grabs Tink and traps her in a burning house*
    Brie said...
    that's better!
    Luke said...
    *slips a pill in Guru's drink to knock him out, straps him to a crane, and swings him over port phillip bay over shark infested waters with a flimsy rope*
    Ludicrousity said...
    Grrr... that was ME!!!
    Dboy said...
    *sets up the Orrins' computer with profiles so that they have to log in on seperate accounts to use the computer at all, thus being always signed in under their own names*
    Ludicrousity said...
    That would be lovely!
    Ludicrousity said...
    Huh? Waste of reading time what?

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