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Well, it's the latest craze, so I did it. I had a conversation with iGod and am posting it on my blog. I have to do what all the cool kids are doing.



Me:
Hi! Oh! I've wanted to meet you for so long!
God:
Hello. What is your name? Wow! How do you usually meet people?
Me:
Well I didn't think I'd ever meet God on the internet! My name is Tink
God:
Interesting. Would you ever do it? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Tink.
Me:
Would I ever meet God on the internet? Well I think I just did!
God:
That's what I asked you. Well that's okay. Interesting.
Me:
*throws a cloud at God*
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
I just threw a cloud at you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Tink.
Me:
I can try to be
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I sure can!
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
No one, I think it's part of human nature
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Yes it is, but I can generalize. Like all footballers are cannibals.
God:
Next question? Oh you can, can you? Interesting comparison.
Me:
They are, Ratty has decided it is so
God:
Ratty has decided it is so are they.
Me:
Yes. And I've decided that I can generalize
God:
Blimey. How did you decide?
Me:
By making a decision
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Well my objective is to be one day made of solid metal, so probably not
God:
Well that's okay. Do robots have objective is to be one day made of solid metal so probably not?
Me:
I think they are made of solid metal!
God:
You believe that? made of solid metal are they.
Me:
they are
God:
Since when?
Me:
what else are they made of?
God:
What subject would you like to talk about?
Me:
Snitzel
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
yes! I went to Germany 8 years ago
God:
Which countries have you visited? That seems like quite a long time.
Me:
Just Germany. It was very cold.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in GERMANY. GERMANY was cold? Very interesting.
Me:
I was on a student exchange program there.
God:
I have never been on it.
Me:
on a student exchange program? No, i assume not
God:
What is it like on a student exchange program. That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
As fun as this has been, I'm going to go now. Hopefully we can chat later God.
God:
Oh. Do you mean your name is fun as this has been you are going to go ? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Haha! Goodbye God.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Tink. TTYL, Tink.
Me:
Bye God
God:
Bye bye.