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I thought my dog was looking a little plain, so I decided to spruce her up a bit. That's right, I went for the next logical step and I highlighted her! I was highlighting as I read stuff for college and she was sleeping next to me, so I drew a bright yellow spot on her back! Then I thought that she didn't look quite complete, so a couple of hours later I drew a bright green spot on her too. She looks so pretty!

Here is an excerpt from another conversation I had with iGod:

Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
robots will never take over the world
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
I'm not Thomas Watson
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Thomas Watson.
Me:
You thought I was Thomas Waston?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
you're an idiot!
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.