Just What's A Canker Sore
9 years ago
I might contradict myself but at least I don't contradict myself
It's my mum's birthday today. I adore my mum. I'd just like to take this opportunity to express my appreciation for my mum. She is an incredible woman. She is strong, and I admire her dedication to me, and to our family in general. I have learnt so much from her, and I have no idea how I would have gotten through life without her. She is such a strong woman of God, and she inspires me to be the same. She has taught me much through instruction, and through example. She is an amazing woman who loves me so much. I appreciate you more than I can say mum! I couldn't imagine having a more incredible mother.
(BURP!)
Wait, now its gone.
*bottom lip quavers, wipes single tear from eye and tries to look strong*
Happy birthday Mrs Ludicrousity and mother of Tink ...
Not only is all the above true ... BUT your culinary magic is awesome!
therevhead
*sways like a hippy*
Come on people! I'm not seeing any swaying!
Uh oh... *calls 000*