Saturday, December 29, 2007

OK kids! It's the weekend!

Posted by Ludicrousity at 4:59 pm

Re-enamel your thermos

Laminate your legs

Snort some burger rings

Pin bits of tin foil to your favourite shirt

Drop a Dixie icecream on a 30 something from a hastily erected scaffold

Set your fringe to emo

Alphabetise your Steven Segal DVD collection

Build an illegal toilet in your backyard

Any more suggestions?

 

49 Comments:

  1. Litha said...
    11:23 pm, December 29, 2007  
    (I totally inspired this post)

    Top up your superannuation!
    wire said...
    10:02 am, January 01, 2008  
    Turps an old lady.
    wire said...
    10:03 am, January 01, 2008  
    Cure the human papilloma virus.
    wire said...
    10:03 am, January 01, 2008  
    Put weasels in your pants.
    Luke said...
    9:30 pm, January 01, 2008  
    What the heck is going on?! I'm so confused!!
    Ludicrousity said...
    10:44 am, January 02, 2008  
    Set your arm hair on fire!
    Mutt said...
    7:48 am, January 03, 2008  
    Melt toy soldiers.
    Mutt said...
    7:51 am, January 03, 2008  
    Weave baskets in the shape of planets to scale.
    Mutt said...
    7:52 am, January 03, 2008  
    Bend spoons with your feet.
    Mutt said...
    7:53 am, January 03, 2008  
    Fill tupperware with frozen ants.
    Mutt said...
    7:54 am, January 03, 2008  
    Buy a tiny blanket and name it Cornball.
    wire said...
    10:29 am, January 03, 2008  
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    wire said...
    10:30 am, January 03, 2008  
    Suck on a fish.
    wire said...
    10:31 am, January 03, 2008  
    Sell tiny, tiny shoes.
    wire said...
    10:32 am, January 03, 2008  
    Become the ultimate warrior.
    wire said...
    10:39 am, January 03, 2008  
    Smell a toe.
    Ludicrousity said...
    10:59 am, January 03, 2008  
    Cover a statue in glad wrap
    Anonymous said...
    1:40 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Get a life.
    Luke said...
    2:14 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Redefine the word "fondle".
    Luke said...
    2:15 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Attempt to explain string theory to a dog.
    Luke said...
    2:15 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Paint a bra onto a sleeping guy.
    Luke said...
    2:16 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Try to understand Donnie Darko.
    Luke said...
    2:17 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Dye the water in your toilet red.
    Luke said...
    2:18 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Bake small rocks into mars bar slices.
    Luke said...
    2:19 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Install a trash can on a stranger's roof.
    Ludicrousity said...
    2:21 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Eat a high chair.
    Rob said...
    7:40 pm, January 03, 2008  
    Put multiple suggestions in a single post.
    Ludicrousity said...
    12:04 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Good one Orby!

    Learn to write in hieroglyphics and send the CIA a letter
    wire said...
    2:46 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Catch a carp.
    wire said...
    2:47 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Digest a carp
    wire said...
    2:48 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Poop a carp.
    wire said...
    2:48 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Catch a carp.
    Ludicrousity said...
    11:19 pm, January 04, 2008  
    Wipe out carps
    Mutt said...
    9:31 am, January 05, 2008  
    Yell at a tombstone.
    Mutt said...
    9:31 am, January 05, 2008  
    Build a cake.
    Mutt said...
    9:32 am, January 05, 2008  
    Test animals for human-only diseases.
    Mutt said...
    9:34 am, January 05, 2008  
    Tie the body of Pavarotti to a spinning picture of a dirigible using only camel hair.
    Ludicrousity said...
    11:40 am, January 05, 2008  
    Eat the skin of a banana

    Wear someone else's perscription glasses for a day

    Have a bath in guava juice
    Mutt said...
    6:26 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.
    Ludicrousity said...
    6:39 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Bring me a shrubbery.
    Anonymous said...
    11:02 pm, January 05, 2008  
    shrub me a bringery
    Anonymous said...
    11:03 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Cut down the mightiest herring with a tree in the forest.
    Anonymous said...
    11:04 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Test humans for animals-only diseases.
    Anonymous said...
    11:06 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Attempt to explain dog theory to a string .
    Anonymous said...
    11:07 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Paint a guy onto a sleeping bra
    Anonymous said...
    11:10 pm, January 05, 2008  
    Guys, Google is running out of spare space for comments. It's wasteful and bad for the forests too. Think of the environment and, please consolidate them into one comment. Ok?!!
    Ludicrousity said...
    12:47 pm, January 06, 2008  
    Damn, my puny blog will take down the massive company that is google. Sure...
    wire said...
    9:29 am, January 07, 2008  
    Consolidating is for pansies!
    Mutt said...
    10:21 am, February 07, 2008  
    I kind of miss this post...

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